Food Jokes

Two cannibals were having their dinner.

- I don't like your friend.

- Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables.

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
→ They were given a right roasting.

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
→ It sure gave them something to chew over.

- First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat!

- Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.

- First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

What is a cannibal's favorite food?
→ Baked Beings.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
→ He became a vegetarian.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
→ It repeated on him.

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
→ I couldn't eat another mortal.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
→ Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?
→ You get into hot water.