Food Jokes

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?
→ Leeches and scream.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?
→ In bite-sized pieces.

That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.

- Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away!

- Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen.

- Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?
→ Dental floss!

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
→ Your teeth.

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
→ They got jellygated!

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
→ Beans on post!

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
→ Cornflakes!

What tea do footballers drink?
→ Penaltea!