Food Jokes

- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

- Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

- Give me a hot dog.

- With pleasure.

- No, with mustard.

Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
→ Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

Are shellfish warm?
→ No they're clammy!

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
→ It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
→ A red jellyfish.

What do polar bears have for lunch?
→ Ice burger!

What is a bear's favourite drink?
→ Koka-Koala!

What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
→ Tagliateddy!

Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of no-frills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.