Dirty Jokes

Why do men name their penises?
→ Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!

What's the best thing to come out of a penis?
→ The wrinkles!

Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?
→ They discovered they were throwing away the best part.

Why are some men uncircumcised?
→ The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.

What's the dumbest part of a man's body?
→ His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.

Why don't women have any brains?
→ Because they don't have any testicles to put them in.

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
→ Castrated.

Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?
→ So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.

Why do men snore?
→ When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

What do ceramic tile and men have in common?
→ If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!