Dirty Jokes

Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
→ Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?
→ A waste.

What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?
→ 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
→ They pull up their pants.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
→ They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
→ A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
→ If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

What is 61 to a blonde?
→ She wants 8 (ate) more.

Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

How does a blonde moonwalk?
→ She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!