Dirty Jokes

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
→ Her crayons are still sticky.

How do you get a blonde off of your knees?
→ Come.

How do you know a blonde likes you?
→ She screws you two nights in a row.

Why don't blondes like anal sex?
→ They don't like their brains being screwed with.

How do you get a blonde pregnant?
→ Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Why are blondes like pianos?
→ When they aren't upright, they're grand.

Why do blondes like tilt steering????
→ More head room

Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?
→ So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.

While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to bed with a stunning foreign participant. Upon returning to her hometown, she promptly went to confession. After receiving absolution, the gymnast was so delighted that she did cartwheels down the aisle to the door. Waiting her turn, Old Mrs. Ole said to her friend, "can you believe what Father Johnson is giving for penance? Of all the days for me not to be wearing panties."

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.