Dirty Jokes

Why are men like laxatives?
→ They irritate the shit out of you.

What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm?
→ He is usually home with the kids!

What do men and sperm have in common?
→ They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
→ So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
→ They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Why don't women have men's brains?
→ Because they don't have penises to put them in.

Why do men become smarter during sex?
→ Because they are plugged into a genius.

How is a man like a snowstorm?
→ You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
→ The man.

What did the blonde do when she got her period?
→ Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?