Computer Jokes

- Do you like surfing the net?

- Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)

- Do you enjoy websurfing?

- No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?
→ Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?
→ Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?
→ Computers have them toad-ily confused.

- Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?

- No - but he's got a ruff idea.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?
→ Because they're scared of the mouse.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?
→ www.oody www.oodpecker.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?
→ The www.izard of Oz.

What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?
→ The www.erewolf.