Christmas Jokes

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
→ To snowballs.

What do Snowmen call their offspring?
→ Chill-dren.

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?
→ A snowmobile!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?
→ Frostbite.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
→ Have an ice day!

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a "Bud."

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes.
Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"

Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"