Celebrities

Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?
→ Because they could spell it.

- President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House.

- Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.

How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
→ It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton?
→ Because he filed as head of the household.

What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?
→ Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
→ Absolutely nothing.

When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions?
→ When he married outside of his family.

Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?
→ His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?
→ Unite the Republican Party.

What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?
→ "Good morning, Bill."