Blonde Jokes

What's the mating call of the blonde?
→ "I'm sooo drunk!"

What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
→ (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
→ In case she locks the keys in her car.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
→ A wind tunnel.

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
→ A dope ring.

How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
→ She drops her nail-file!
→ Who cares?
→ She says, "Next".
→ The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
→ He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.
→ I mean, who really cares?
→ The batteries have run out.

What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
→ "Thanks for the refill!"

Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
→ So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?
→ Reservations.

What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)?
→ "'Debbie'... that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Did you hear about the blonde who...

- had more on her body than on her mind?

- was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?

- took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

- got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

- was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?

- had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?

- thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

- was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?

- after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

- went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

- brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?