Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
→ To see what was on the other side.

What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?
→ A brain tumor.

Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
→ Because it kept falling out.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
→ Her IQ goes up!

Another blonde, another store...

She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:

- I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.

- Does he use the ball kind? - inquired the clerk.

- No - replied the blonde:

- The kind for under his arms.

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).

She walks up to the pharmacist and asks:

- How much for a box of rubbers?

- They're $1 for a box of 3 - he replied:

- Plus 6 cents for the tax.

- Oh - said the blonde:

- I wondered how they kept them on.

What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
→ Opens the car door.

Why do blondes like tilt steering?
→ More head room.

Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
→ More leg room.

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
→ Bucket seats.