Planting Dope
How do you plant dope?
→ Bury a blonde.
Random joke from this category
How do you plant dope?
→ Bury a blonde.
Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
→ They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
→ It took her a month to realize she could play it at night...
What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth?
→ No make-up.
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette?
→ A blonde doing cartwheels.
What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.
Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?
→ They are for those who don't drink!
These two blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would have seen it.
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
→ The noise gave her a headache.
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
→ From trying to blow out lightbulbs.