Blonde Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
→ When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
→ One that never misses a period.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
→ One's a phony buck.

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
→ A know-it-all bitch.

How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
→ She drops her nail-file!

How does a blonde part their hair?
→ (Action of scissoring legs apart)
→ By doing the splits.

How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
→ She opens the car door.

Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
→ Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?
→ A waste.

What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?
→ 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!