Animal Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
→ Pen and Oink!

What do you say to a naked pig?
→ "I never sausage a body."

What do you give a sick pig?
→ Oinkment!

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?
→ A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?
→ I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
→ Rub him with oinkment.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
→ A pig tail!

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?
→ Crashing boars.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?
→ A hog hog.

What do you call a pig with the flu?
→ A swine swine.