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Pig on Roller Skates
What should you say to a pig on roller skates?
→ Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
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What should you say to a pig on roller skates?
→ Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
What position does the pig play in football?
→ Loinback.
What kind of pig do sows dislike?
→ Male Chauvinist Pigs.
What kind of furniture do pigs like best?
→ Overstuffed.
What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?
→ Sow-r dough bread.
What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?
→ The piggalo (piccalo).
What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?
→ Pork Chop!
What is a pigs favourite ballet?
→ Swine Lake!
What instrument do piggys play in a band?
→ Pigcussion!
What goes "knio, knio?"
→ A backward pig.