Animal Jokes

When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?
→ Painless Porker.

When is a pig an ecologist?
→ When he recycles garbage into ham.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?
→ Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?

What would happen if pigs could fly?
→ Bacon would go up!

What would happen if pigs went on strike?
→ They'd form pigget lines.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?
→ "Stop 'N Slop Markets"

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?
→ The Olympigs!

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?
→ Sir Lunchalot.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?
→ Auld Lang Swine.

What soft drink do pigs like best?
→ Root beer.