Animal Jokes

What do pigs drive?
→ Pig-up trucks!

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
→ They go on pignics.

What do piggys take when they are sick?
→ Pigicillin!

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?
→ Garbage collectors.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?
→ Have a pigjama party!

What do hip pigs call their ladies?
→ Fine swine.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?
→ That's the end of me!

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?
→ Yum Yum.

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?
→ Heavy!

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?
→ He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.