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Why are pigs such early risers?
→ Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
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Why are pigs such early risers?
→ Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?
→ Cupigs!
Who is the greatest painter of this century?
→ Pigcasso!
Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?
→ The corniest ones.
Where is the most open green space in New York City?
→ Central Pork
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
→ In his hog cabin!
Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
→ The tropigs!
Where do bad pigs go?
→ They get sent to the pen.
Where did the piglets study their ABC's?
→ At a school for higher loining.
When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake?
→ Nobody. The pigs all jump in.