Animal Jokes

Why didn't the Bionic Pig get a TV series of his own?
→ He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Bionic Woman.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?
→ They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
→ It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class?
→ They stained it with mud.

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class?
→ They ate all the specimens.

Why did the piglets do badly in school?
→ They were all slow loiners.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?
→ He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
→ He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why did the pig join the Army?
→ He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class?
→ He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.