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Snail On The Highway
What was the snail doing on the highway?
→ About one mile a day!
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What was the snail doing on the highway?
→ About one mile a day!
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
→ I'll get you next slime!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
→ In the croakroom!
How did the toad die?
→ He simply croaked!
What do you call a frog spy?
→ A croak and dagger agent!
What's a toads favorite sweet?
→ Lollihops!
Where do you get frogs eggs?
→ At the spawn shop!
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog horn!
What do Scottish toads play?
→ Hop-scotch!