Animal Jokes

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
→ He goes up the wall!

Why did the spider buy a car?
→ So he could take it out for a spin!

Why is the snail the strongest animal?
→ Because he carries a house on his back!

Where do you find giant snails?
→ At the end of giants fingers!

How do snails get their shells so shiny?
→ They use snail varnish!

What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
→ School dinners come on a plate!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?
→ Leave them to slug it out!

How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
→ The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
→ How slime flies!

What is the definition of a slug?
→ A snail with a housing problem!