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Frog in Her Hair
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!
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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
→ A tadpole!
Whats the world weakest animal?
→ A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
→ Hop on!
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
→ In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
→ Because he was newt to the area!
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
→ Hoppalong Cassidy!
What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new!