Animal Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
→ Your spinning me a yarn here!

What is a spiders favorite TV show?
→ The newly web game!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
→ It became a daddy short legs!

What did the spider say to the fly?
→ We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
→ I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?
→ Spin doctors!

What are spiders webs good for?
→ Spiders!

How do you spot a modern spider?
→ He doesn't have a web he had a website!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
→ They have webbed feet!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
→ If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!