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The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Ghost Party
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:
- How many here believe in ghosts?
Everyone put up their hand.
- How many have seen ghosts?
A lot of people put up their hand.
- How many have touched a ghost?
Five people put up their hands.
- How many have had sex with a ghost?
One person put up their hand.
- Well then - said the host.
- why don't you come up here and tell us all about it.
The man walked up.
- So, how was your night with the ghost? - asked the host.
- Ghost? - Said the man.
- Sorry, I thought you said goat.
Guest
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet... sat on her tuffet... eating her kurds and way.
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and said:
- hey, whatsin the bowl bitch?!
Guest
Cat Cereal
What kind of cereal do cats eat?
→ Mice Crispies!
Guest
Rabbit Crosses The Road
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
→ Chicken's day off!
Guest
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?
→ He couldn't find a BP station!
Guest
99 Click
What goes 99 click?
→ A centipede with a wooden leg.
Guest
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba Dabba Doo!
Guest
Smoking Dragon
What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
→ Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
Guest
Wizard Of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of the forest with some of their daily problems. One day a toad hops in.
The toad says:
- Oh wizard, please help me. I was born with a yellow penis.
- I've told you animals, I can't help you with any big problems - responds the wizard.
- You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz.
So the toad hops off on his merry little way. But in not too long an elephant enters the wizards pad.
- Oh wizard, please help me. I was born without a trunk - the elephant begins.
Now the wizard is infuriated:
- Don't you stupid animals ever listen!!! Take your damn big problems to the wizard of Oz!
The elephant responds:
- But, wizard how do I get to the Wizard of Oz?
- Oh that's easy - says the wizard.
- Just follow the yellow dicked toad!