Ghost Party

One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:

- How many here believe in ghosts?

Everyone put up their hand.

- How many have seen ghosts?

A lot of people put up their hand.

- How many have touched a ghost?

Five people put up their hands.

- How many have had sex with a ghost?

One person put up their hand.

- Well then - said the host.

- why don't you come up here and tell us all about it.

The man walked up.

- So, how was your night with the ghost? - asked the host.

- Ghost? - Said the man.

- Sorry, I thought you said goat.