Newest jokes

- Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

- Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?
→ Very rare-ly.

Do hamburgers make good vampires?
→ No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

Can you name two burgers who are royalty?
→ Sir Loin and Burger King!

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
→ Only if they have a very frank relationship!

Are hamburgers male?
→ Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

- Dan: My little brother is a real pain.

- Nan: Things could be worse.

- Dan: How?

- Nan: He could be twins!

- Peter: My brother wants to work badly!

- Anita: As I remember, he usually does!

- First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

- Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.

- Well - said the Scout.

- Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.