Newest jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
→ So he could hide in the cherry tree!

- We're going to play elephants and circuses - said a little boy at kindergarten.

- Do you want to join in?

- I'd love to - replied the teacher.

- What do you want me to do?

- You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts!

What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?
→ Slow clowns.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?
→ Basket-ball, of course!

Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs?
→ She had to call an eggs-terminator!

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
→ Johns Hopkins!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
→ Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital?
→ Albunny, New York!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?
→ He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?
→ They'd rather give each other a ring.