Newest jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
→ Because there's lots of school spirit!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
→ He was going as a banana.

What do witches eat at Halloween?
→ Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?
→ Rhesus Pieces.

Why are gorillas so noisy?
→ They were raised in a zoo!

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?
→ Because it was dead.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
→ A gorilla with a machine gun.

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla expert.

When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair of handcuffs. The man says:

- What are all of those for?

The animal control officer says:

- I'll climb up in the tree, knock the gorilla down, the dog will bite him in the nuts and you must slap the handcuffs on his wrists.

The man asks:

- What is the gun for?

The animal control officer responds:

- If I fall first, you shoot the dog!

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?
→ He was the Chief In-Spectre.

Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
→ He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.