Newest jokes

- My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian! - said Miss Conceited.

- Then he's right - said her little brother. Sophia Loren?

- No-spaghetti!

A little boy came running into the kitchen.

- Dad, dad - he said, there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face

- Tell him you've already got one - said his father!

What is yellow and goes click-click?
→ A ball-point banana.

- Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older?

- Wizard: With luck, yes.

Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness?
→ She finished it in two.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
→ The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.

- People keep telling me I'm beautiful.

- What vivid imaginations some people have.

- Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world.

- Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!

Where is everyone beautiful?
→ In the dark.

- I've just come back from the beauty parlour.

- Pity it was closed!