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A cannibal's dilemma: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

- First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.

- Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested:

- You can't eat me? I'm the manager!

- Well - said the cannibal - soon you'll be a manager in chief.

- Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner.

- Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?
→ He couldn't stop eating swedes.

What happened to the cannibal lion?
→ He had to swallow his pride.

What is the cannibals' favorite game?
→ Swallow my Leader.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
→ Meals on wheels.

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in.

- Your Majesty - he said, the slaves are revolting!

- You don't have to tell me - said the king.

- I'm trying to eat them. Where did we get these slaves anyway?

- From the country next door - replied the servant.

- We must get a new butcher - said the king.

- Bring me Delia Smith.

- We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you.

- Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough - said the king.

- First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days.

- Second cannibal: How about a curry?