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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
→ She didn't suit his taste!

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other:

- I don't like your friend.

The other one replied:

- Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.

Two cannibals were having lunch.

- Your girlfriend makes a great soup - said one to the other.

- Yes! - agreed the first. But, I'm going to miss her terribly.

- First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

- Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper!

What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
→ 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

- 1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days.

- 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot?

When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my soup?'

Was the principal's brother really a missionary?
→ He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity!

- Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick!

- Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down!

A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.

Finally the guy calls the chief over and says:

- Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks!