Newest jokes

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
→ Because of all the tellers.

Why was the banker bored?
→ Because he lost interest in everything.

How is a bell obedient?
→ It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

How much is 5Q and 5Q?
→ 10Q.

- You're welcome.

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?
→ Because they're both cracked!

Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds.
Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.

- That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night, - Tony announced.

Steve turned to him and said:

- Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!

The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains.
One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early.
But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled:

- Time to get up.

And eight hours later the echo came back and woke him up!

- Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?

- Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous.

- Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.

- How far is it to town? - Terry wanted to know.

- Six miles, - said Debbie.

- That's too far to walk, - Terry replied.

- It's not too bad, - Debbie said.

- We can each walk three miles!

John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent.
His mother came in and said:

- That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?

- No, - John answered.

- I'm sweeping out the dirt.