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Mermaids at the Movies
Where do mermaids go to see movies?
→ ... The dive-in
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Ghoul in Love
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
→ His ghoul friend.
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Cow's Favorite Song
What's a cow's favourite love song?
→ When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
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Perfectly Matched
They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight!
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Toilet and Pop Singer
What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?
→ Loo-Loo!
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Igloo Without a Toilet
What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?
→ An Ig!
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Toilet Cleaner's Name
What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?
→ Lou!
Nun With Washing Machine
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
→ Sister Matic!
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Loan Arranger Riddle
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?
→ The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
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Bell That Doesn't Ring
What kind of bell doesn't ring?
→ A dumbbell.