Newest jokes

The Counselor was greeting the new campers.

- So you decided to come to camp - she said to one.

- Nope - the camper answered.

- I was sent to camp!

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.

A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone.

- Why don't you play with your friends? - he asked.

- Because I only have one friend - the girl replied.

- And I hate her.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
→ "I love you a ton!"

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?
→ A stupid Cupid!

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?
→ He left lip prints on the mirror!

What did one bell say to the other?
→ "Be my valenchime!"

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
→ Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!