Newest jokes

- Mother: How do you like your new teacher?

- Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

- What time do you get up in the morning?

- About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

- Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

- Pupil: I get up early!

How do bees get to school?
→ By school buzz!

- Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?

- Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?
→ Mercy!

- Teacher: Can't you retain anything in your head overnight?

- Pupil: Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days!

- Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

- Pupil: Stop taking baths?

- Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have?

- Pupil: One big haystack!

- Teacher: Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

- Pupil: I want to know how it ends!