Newest jokes

- Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class?

- Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home!

- Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon?

- Pupil: The horse will draw it!

- Are you in the top half of your class?

- No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible!

- Teacher: Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.

- Pupil: We're not passing notes. We're playing cards!

- Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting?

- Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen!

- Teacher: Tommy you try my patience!

- Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it!

Where do children learn their ABC's?
→ At LMN-tary school!

- Teacher: What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late?

- Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

- Teacher: In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.

- Pupil: How long for the answer sir!

- Father: Well Son, how are your exam results?

- Son: They're under water

- Father: What do you mean?

- Son: Below "C" level!