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Snake Becoming A Bird
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
→ A feather boa!
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Trumpet And Serpent
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
→ A snake in the brass!
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Snake's Favourite Opera
What is a snakes favourite opera?
→ Wriggletto!
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Dangerous Snake
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
→ Someone else's!
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Snakes Good At Sums
What snakes are good at sums?
→ Adders!
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Snake's Favourite Program
What's a snakes favourite TV program?
→ Monty Python!
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Snake And Pig
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
→ A boar constrictor!
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Another Word For Python
What is another word for a python?
→ A mega-bite!
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Piece Of Cheese
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?
→ Thanks, I'll just have a sliver!
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Weighing Machine
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?
→ Because he had his own scales!