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Snake Bath Towels
What do snakes have on their bath towels?
→ Hiss and Hers!
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Cornered Rat
What did the snake say to the cornered rat?
→ Hiss is the end of the line for you!
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Snakes At School
What subject are snakes good at school?
→ Hiss-tory!
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Seeing A Python
What do most people do when they see a python?
→ They re-coil!
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Python's Bedside Manner
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner?
→ A snake charmer!
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Bag Of Snakes
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?
→ Snakes and Larders!
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Viper Wants To Be A Python
Why did the viper want to become a python?
→ He got the coiling!
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Snake Perfume
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?
→ Poison by Christian Dior!
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Python's Pop Group
What's a python's favourite pop group?
→ Squeeze!
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Hard To Fool
Why are snakes hard to fool?
→ They have no legs to pull!