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Windscreen Snake
What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?
→ A viper!
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Headmaster And Snake
What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?
→ You can make a pet out of a snake!
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Married Boa Constrictors
Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
→ Because they had a crush on each other!
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Snake Talk
What did one snake say to another?
→ Hiss off!
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Another Snake Dance
What's a snakes favourite dance?
→ The mamba!
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Snake And Hotdog
What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?
→ A fangfurter!
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Snake In Your Bed
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?
→ Sleep in the wardrobe!
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Snake's Favourite Dance
What's a snakes favourite dance?
→ Snake, rattle & roll!
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Trusting Snakes
Why can't you trust snakes?
→ They speak with forked tongues!
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Slippery Eel
Have you heard about the slippery eel?
→ Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it!