A New Statue

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

- Hurry - she said.

- Stand in the corner.

She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.

- Don't move until I tell you to. - she whispered.

- Just pretend you're a statue.

- What's this, honey? - the husband asked as he entered the room.

- Oh, it's just a statue. - she replied nonchalantly.

- The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us too.

No more was said about the "statue."

Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

- Here. - he said to the 'statue.'

- Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water.