Say Your ABCs

- Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?

- Teacher: You have to say your ABC's first

- Kid: Ok, a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and z

- Teacher: Where's the p?

- Kid: It's running down my leg!!