Name That Animal

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.

The teacher held up a picture of a cat.

- What animal is this? - she asked.

- A cat! - said Eddie.

- Good job! Now, what is this animal?

- A dog! - said Eddie.

- Good! Now what animal is this? - she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said:

- It's what your mom calls your dad.

- A horny bastard - called out Eddie.