Barracks Door

Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. While taking dictation one morning, she noticed that his fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said:

- Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open.

He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his zipper was open. So, he decided to have a little fun with his secretary and called her back into his office.

- By the way Miss Smith, When you noticed my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention ? - he said.

- Why no sir - she replied.

- All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.