Morning After The Party

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife:

- What the hell happened?

- As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss - replied the wife.

- Piss on him - answered the husband.

- You did - said the wife.

- And he fired you.

- Well, fuck him - said the husband.

- I did, and you go back to work in the morning.