Furniture Salesmen

Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says:

- Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass.

The second salesman says:

- Watch your mouth! There's a lady sitting next to you. I apologize for my friend, m'aam.

The woman looks at him and says:

- That's OK. I'm a hooker. If I don't move some ass this month, I'm going to lose my furniture!