Man in a Neck Brace

A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks:

- Who's in the lounge?

The bartender replies:

- 15 people playing darts.

The man says:

- Get them a pint too.

Then he asks:

- Who's upstairs?

The bartender replies:

- 150 people at the disco.

The man says:

- Get them a drink too.

The bartender says:

- That will be $328 please.

The man says:

- Sorry but I haven't got that much money on me.

The bartender says:

- If you were at the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck.

The man says:

- I've all ready been there.