Hockey Better Than Sex

TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...

10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS
11. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD
12. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE
13. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR
14. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS
15. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
16. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON
17. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
18. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK
19. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES