Soccer Better Than Sex
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TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...
- BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS
- PERIODS ONLY LAST 45 MINUTES
- PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
- SOCCER IS A LEGAL PROFESSION
- PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT CAN BE WASHED AND REUSED
- SIZE DOESN'T MATTER
- IF YOU GET TOO ROUGH YOU GET A RED CARD
- YOU CAN SCORE USING YOUR HEAD OR YOUR FEET
- LASTS A FULL 90 MINUTES
- YOU CAN JUGGLE YOUR BALLS IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER
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