The Man With No Ears

A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says:

- This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me?

The guy says:

- Well damn! You got no ears man!

So the boss yells:

- Get out!

The second candidate comes in, and the boss says:

- This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is something you notice about me?

The guy says:

- That's easy, you got no ears!

So the boss says:

- Get out!

As the second candidate leaves he sees the third candidate about to go in and says:

- The boss has no ears so don't say anything about them, cause he is really sensitive about it.

So the third candidate goes in and the boss says:

- This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What do you notice about me?

The guy says:

- Your wearing contacts!

And the boss says:

- Yeah, how did you know?

So the guy replies:

- Well darn, you can't wear glasses cause you ain't got no ears.